"Learn how to be happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want.
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED
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| me: | skips tutorial |
|---|---|
| me: | how the fuck do you play this game |
| *hears noises at night*: | well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
|---|---|
| *gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child |
| *heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *a cop walks by*: | here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *taking a test*: | don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing |
| *gets a sunburn*: | great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents |
| *tripping over something*: | I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me |
| *period is late*: | shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary |
In case you needed a reminder there is still goodness and beauty in the world, here’s Channing Tatum holding hands with his baby daughter Everly.
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